Sophisti-funk {?}, aristo-cats Distinguished stars, clean up your acts Pull up your pants, ladies and gents Please, act like you got some sense You know what I really wanna know?
Where do all the good girls go? What club they lead at?
[Chorus] Behold a lady I see you standin´ on the wall Clap, clap... you deserve it all [Repeat] [Ad libs] Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find The classic lady, a rare breed indeed Is that make and model discontinued?
[Verse 1] Today I might snow, tomorrow I´ll rain 3000´s always changing but you stay the same And I need that, hey I need that (in my life) When I feel washed up and inadequate And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get
You make me smile, you make me smile You make me smile, you make me... (Hoooooooo!) You´re the anchor that holds me down When my ship is sinking You won´t let me drown and I´m grateful (Awwaww Awwawwawwawwawwwwawww!)
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[Verse 2] Yo´ mama´s old fashioned(fashioned), yo´ daddy don´t play(don´t play) You´ll always be this lovely ´Cause they raised you that way Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! You´re not extra extra, you´re so plain Jane
The yin to my yang, darlin´ You´ve got that thang and you know it But yet you dont(But yet you don´t and that´s what´s so cool) You don´t say too much, but when you do it´s profound In the street you hold your head high At home you get low down for me (Can´t get no lower, can´t get no lower, can´t get no lower, yeah!) Hooo! You´re the anchor that holds me down When my ship is sinking, you won´t let me drown (Aaaaaaahh!) (Ad libs) Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums To see what a lady looks like So if you find one, I beg of you, hold her tight
Yes, if you spot one, good sir, treat her right Benjamin Andre signing off Thanks a million Good luck and goodnight