{people applauding}
{classical music in background}
Ah such sweet sound
The fiddler on the fucking roof

Is that Mr. Bentley Farnsworth?

Indeed it is, sir.

Good day, good sir. How do you do? Look fine!

Fantasically well, I am certainly not Fine by far,
but you could say I´m close to Spectacular.

Close to Spectacular? How so?

Open your eyes Spectacular´s right in front of you!

Whatever you say. You´re Spectacular.

No, I´m Fantasically Well.

Come on, man, make up your mind.
A minute ago you said you were Fine.

No, I said I´m close to Spectacular but I´m meeting Fine in a minute.

Close to Spectacular? You said you were Fantasically Well!

Exactly!

Exactly? Which one are you? Close to spectacular or Fantasically Well?

I am certainly and without a doubt Fantasically Well,
and was close to Spectacular, but I must say, Good Sir, you just

pissed Spectacular off (people in background:"oooooh!") and don´t even mention exactly. But here comes
Fine right now...

{sound of heels clicking on floor}

Oh Lord, she IS Fine...

Gentlemen?

Behold

(both)A Lady