[Cupid Valentino]
My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid
And I just want to say one thing

[Cupid Valentino]

Happy Valentine´s Day
Every day the 14th!
I don´t think y´all heard me!
I just wanna say Happy Valentine´s Day!
Every day the 14th!
Can y´all dig that?
Now when arrows don´t penetrate, see
Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!)
He shoots straight for your heart
And he won´t miss you!
But that´s alright y´all won´t believe in me anyway
But

[Joi, Skreechy Peachy & Cupid Valentino]
Ya won´t believe in me, but you would fancy
Leprechauns or groundhogs

No thank you, Easter Bunny
(There´s all this talk about Santa Claus, but see
Love will rule supreme)

[Cupid Valentino]
Happy Valentine´s Day
Every day the 14th! (You got it!)
When Cupid knocks at your door
You can´t ignore me!
There´s no need to run
So, Happy Valentine´s Day (Hey!)
Every day the 14th!
Now I may have it all wrong, see
If you know what loves mean, well
Well, somebody tell me!
´Cause they just don´t believe in me!

[Joi, Skreechy Peach" & Cupid Valentino]

Ya won´t believe in me, but you would fancy
Leprechauns or groundhogs
No thank you, Easter Bunny
(There´s so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see
Cupid will not be defeated!)

[Cupid Valentino]
Happy Valentine´s Day
Every day the 14th
Now I know your hearts have grown cold
And that bothers me
Now I understand ´cause I use to be a bad boy in my day
I know you´re trying to protect your lil´ feelings
But you can´t run away!
Ho, oh

[Joi, Skreechy Peachy & Cupid Valentino]
Ya´ won´t believe in me, but you would fancy
(Hey! Don´t you supposed to be some kind of player or something?)
Bunny!

[Cupid Valentino]
Well keep on running player
´Cause I got my good shoes on
And I got ´em tied up tight
So you gon´ find out tonight!

[Andre 3000]
Got a sweet lil´ darling back in my corner
Below I know I love her but act like I don´t want her
Surrounded by the lovely but yet feel like a loner

Could be an organ donor the way I give up my heart
But never know because shit, I never tell her
Ask me how I´m feeling, I´d holla that it´s irrela´
I don´t get myself caught up in the Jello jella´
And pudding pops, that others opt to call falling in love
But for the record, have you ever rode a horse?
Like for you to send me to Pluto, I said, "Of course!"
But if you ain´t a sweety, indeedy I won´t endorse
Han Solo ´til I´m hit by the bullet so may the force be with you
And I´ll hit you when better time permits
For now show me samples, examples of why you´re the shit

But how am I to know with the profession that I´m in?
And if you do not know me then how could you be my friend?

[ Cupid Valentino, Joi &Skreechy Peachy]
Happy Valentine´s
Happy Valentine´s
Happy Valentine´s Day
Happy Valentine´s Day (x3)

Happy Valentine´s
Fuck that Valentine´s
Fuck that Valentine´s Day
Fuck that Valentine´s Day

Fuck that Valentine´s
Fuck that Valentine´s Day

Fuck that Valentine´s Day
Fuck that Valentine´s Day (x3)