One two three She’s a real left winger ‘cause she been down south And held peasants in her arms She said I could tell you a story that could make you cry
What about you? I said Me too I could tell you a story that will make you cry And she sighed Ah I said I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed I like Lou Reed she said sticking her tongue in my ear Let’s go, let’s sit, let’s talk Politics go so good with beer And while we’re at it baby, why don’t you tell me one of your biggest fears? I said Losing my penis to a whore with disease Just kidding I said Losing my life to a whore with disease She said Excuse me please? I said Losing my life to a whore with disease I said Please... I’m a humble guy with a healthy desire
Don’t give me no shit because... I’ve been tired I tell a tale of a girl, but I call her a woman She’s a little bit older than me Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk, breasts like a cluster of grapes I can’t escape the ways she raise me She’ll make you feel like Solomon Be one of your babies even if you have no one (And while we’re at it baby, why don’t you tell me one of your biggest fears?) Took my sleep after setting my loins on fire But that’s OK because... I’ve been tired I’ve been tired T-i-r-e-d spells it Spells it