Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show host that I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green
I didn´t believe him so I hit back with a short, sharp shot disco me to oblivion baby

He uh, couldn´t appreciate my sense of humor and that´s when we started to grow apart

Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Homemaker
Heartbreaker

Strange
Feeling
Pain
Feeling
It´s wrenched
Oh
My
Soul

No pain

No gain

Well things didn´t improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife and I fell in love with his daughter
And I can´t help who I fall in love with OK?!
Then one day I accidentally castrated his prized poodle with an electronic can opener. Ouch!
He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean

Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Homemaker
Heartbreaker

Strange
Feeling

Pain
Feeling
It´s wrenched
Oh
My
Soul

If it don´t hurt
It don´t work
No

I was alone but that was only the beginning
Said, I was alone but that was only the beginning
Yeah, I was alone but that was only the beginning
I was alone but that was only the beginning

Homemaker
Heartbreaker

Homemaker
Heartbreaker

Strange
Feeling
Pain
Feeling
It´s wrenched
Oh
My
Soul

2, 4, 6, 8
Who do we appreciate
2, 4, 6, 8
Who do we appreciate
Said 2, 4, 6, 8
Who do we appreciate

2, 4, 6, 8
Who do we appreciate

Strange
Feeling
Pain
Feeling
It´s wrenched
Oh
My
Soul