{B-side of Cream}
Ahhh, yes.
New dance commercial take 1
Ahhh, yes.
There ya go, there ya go

Horny people, gather here
Horny people, gather here
Horny people, gather here,
we have somethin´ to put in all your ears
We got a new dance, for the next 8 years
I´m talking about the dance that every parent fears
the most, it´s the sex dance, it´s the new dance,
and it´s rockin´ from coast-2-coast...
I´m talkin´ about, I´m talkin´ about,
I´m talkin´ about the Horny Pony, y´all
Come on. There ya go, there ya go. Horny Pony

Girl-friend, look at this dance Prince is doin´ now. Is he weird or what?

sing. (horny pony... ow ow ow)

Now that´s too freaky!

In the years of the war, we don´t want 2 know
you´re buckin´ that body like U really go
for the hip stuff,
H and to the I and to the P
it ain´t enough just 2 do some exstacy.
U want it in your hip, U want it in your thigh
It´s the dance that conservatives really most despise
´cuz it´s the sex dance, it´s the new dance,
and it´s rockin´ every horny woman, every man
it´s the Horny Pony, y´all

(horny pony... ow ow ow) There ya go.

Turn around.
Chicken grease in the house.

Chicken grease? I don´t know! That´s it... I gotta run.

And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona,
but U can´t hide, the Horny Pony get ya gonna.
Don´t look at me y´all, I just wrote it,
put on a record, wrapped it up, and then I sold it.
Horny people gather here,
Horny people gather here, for the next 8 years,
we got a new dance - it´s the Horny Pony.

Yeah, the music´s jammin´, but it´s about these words!

sing. (horny pony... ow ow ow)

girl... uh-uh... nope!

Did ya come 2 party now? (yeah-yeah)
Do ya really wanna now? (yeah-yeah)
If you´re horny let me know (yeah-yeah)
a pony til ya boogie now (yeah-yeah)

So how am I supposed to do this dance?

How do you do that dance!?!

I can´t do that... I´m a lady. Sister please!
I can´t do that!

Listen to me while I show U how 2 do it.
Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it.
Movin´ your legs from left to right,
your arms up high like an eagle in flight.

Keep your hands shakin´ like a leaf on a tree.
Jack-be-nimble - whew - you´re doin´ it, see!
The Horny Pony, y´all. There ya go, there ya go.
It´s the Horny Pony.

Can you believe this? Oh my gawd, this guy...
oh, he´s just... he´s just so weird. Oh my goodness.
would you look at this? I just... I just cannot believe.
Girl, uh-uh... nope!

(horny pony... ow ow ow)

Did you come here alone?

Uhh - yeah. Why?

Well guess who you´re goin´ home with?

huh?

(a laugh)

ugh! that´s nasty!

Yeah.

(There ya go, there ya go.)
The Horny Pony.
(There ya go, there ya go.)
(horny pony... ow ow ow)