I´d call U on the phone I´d breathe real heavy, if that didn´t work Maybe I´d start 2 groan I don´t love U I´m just a horny toad
I don´t want your money Cuz I got all I need All I want is 2 rub your body Until U start 2 bleed I don´t love U I´m just a horny toad
Ooh, yeah Ooh, ooh
If I had your address I´d come right 2 your door
I´d knock all day till U let me in And then I´d knock some more I ain´t crazy I´m just a horny toad
If U think I´m nasty U ain´t seen nothin´ yet U see, I´m the kinda brother that the more U scream The nastier I get I can´t help it I´m just a horny toad
Now watch me dance! Oh, oh, oh
Run, go tell your boyfriend His lovin´ has got 2 old
He might as well pack his things And get his dead ass on the road Tell him U live on a lily pad with a horny toad Yeah!