(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night)
(With 7 games on the schedule)
{phone rings}
(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)

(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99)

Talk
X-TV, turn it on
Michael, what´s happenin´?
(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)
U gotta watch this show that´s on
Watch what?
I don´t know what it is, it´s crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
X-TV, turn it on
Alright, later
Later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...)

So I´m walkin´ down the street and umm..

This muthaf**ka comes up 2 me and says
(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man)
(Can U give?)
I said "Ain´t that a bitch? U oughta get out of my face"
(Oh)
And he tried 2 rob me
(Muthaf**ker, mm)
And he was chokin´ me, right?
´cause, ´cause he didn´t have no gun
Do U hear that shit?
Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin´ ´round the 7-Eleven
And they seen what was goin´ down
They grabbed this muthaf**ker, right?
("What´s up man?")
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ahhh! "F**k him up")

They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket
(U bastards, mm)
These nigga´s are crazies
So I said "F**k it"
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell´s house
I knocked on her door, right?
(Mmm, oh)
I don´t know what she was doin´
(Oh, ooh)
But I couldn´t get no answer?
She was doin´ some wrong shit
"Jannell" I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)

I figured she was on the telephone or somethin´

(Oh)
So I walked around 2 the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp}
Damn!
I don´t know what it was but it hit me hard
"Uh"
Jannell´s a Rican, U know?
And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell´s house, U know?
I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed
And then I ran
But Jannell´s house is real messy and I hit somethin´ and I fell
That somethin´ was Jannell
(Get off!)
I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving

And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds
Jannell can bob
She kicked my ass
Damn!
"Oh God"
So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam
And slammed a few Long Island´s
Uh-oh, one 2 many
Excuse me brother, better hit this alley
Phew! That was close
(Yo muthaf**ker, ain´t U the one stole my money?)
Oh shit
(Yeah, that´s U)
I gotta run y´all
(That´s U nigga, come here)
(Kick your muthaf**kin´ ass)
Ahh, ahh
Now what is this crazy muthaf**kin´ shit?

Ahh, ahh

Man, did U see it?
Did U hear it man?
Yeah man
It was so crazy, that shit man
Ha, yeah I know, I couldn´t believe it
Ah man, but I tell U what man
I´m kinda wiped out man
So I´m goin´ 2 get some rest man
Yeah, I hear ya
I´ll see U tomorrow man
Later
Been smokin´ that headache weed, is ya?
Ah, nigga
Ha ha ha