You haven´t even seen Tommy, have ya? (No) A million 2 hundred million kilowatts per second Captain Yes, Ensign Elm I will be taking a weekend furlough down in the.. What, that´s not fast enough, we have to get up to four That´s right, it´s fast when we fix it It has to be! I´m going to the intergalactic Glam Slam down there (Furlough, what do you mean? Try it, it´s fast) What kind of piece of junk is this? I´m going to the intergalactic carnival This shipment´s voodoo I´m gonna send it.. 8 million before? I´m goin´ fishin´ cause that´s my style (Godamn it, I tried to fix this shit)
Wait, wait a minute, what is this? (Huh, I don´t know) Try a little more I don´t.. oh my, I better tell the Captain (Fuck the Captain) Captain? I´m getting some strange readings on my vanillascope Maybe you should take a listen Leave me alone! I´m busy hookin´ up the world to my lastest creation The Endorphin Machine (Yep, uh huh) The only one of its kind (The only one of its kind, uh huh) I don´t know Captain, you better come check this out I have all the best minds in Europe (Every one, yep)
And soon I´ll have all the minds of the world, ha ha ha ha (Ha ha ha ha) But it appears to be getting louder and closer Huh Oh my God, it´s them!
What up muthafuckas? {screams} Stay calm and no one will be hurt! Watch out! What he´d say? What, what, what´s that? Get out of the way Hey, come here you, get your ass over here Get your ass on the floor, we takin´ this shit over Get your hand out of your pants
I see ya Take your hands out of your pants right now Get´em out of there Come here, get on the floor What? Fellas? Get over here now I´ll whip your ass Who? What? Where? Ask him? What? Who? Get them to say´em Leave me alone! What? What? U don´t have to ask us now Come here, goddern it Hey, I´ve had enough I think we got control now
You will be moved when the NPG come And take a chunk of your ass!