Does anybody know you´re here?
This house of ill-repute (Ooohh honey I´m scared of u)
Tryin´ 2 deal with all your fears

I guess this is what u get 4 being cute (Cute, cute)
Soaked in banana cologne
No wonder you´re all alone
It´s written all over your face
You´re just-a rock hard in a funky place

Rock hard in a funky place

Here comes a lady so u cover up
She´s a freaked out,
Funky electric mama with double cups
Say u, u could cop if u wanted 2
Because something near your leg
Is haunting u, such a disgrace
U´re rock hard in a funky place, ow!

Rock hard in a funky place

U was workin´ on the line
U could drop on her
But u couldn´t concentrate
When your dick saw her
Maybe if u cop a nut in the car (Maybe if u cop a nut in the car)
Maybe u could think
About playing guitar

(Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)
(Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)
Oh yeah

Rock hard in a funky place

All you´re looking 4 is love
Or a reason 2 believe there´s a God above

Pretty soon you´ll get enough
And head back 2 a life so tough
I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste
I´m just-a rock hard in a funky place

Rock hard in a funky place
Say it
Rock hard in a funky place
Rock hard in a funky place
Oohh U rock hard in a funky place
U rock hard in a funky place
Say it, y´all

(rock, rock)
what? (rock, rock, rock, rock)
We gotta go, y´all
tune in next week (rock, rock)
Same time (rock, rock)

same boogie (rock, rock, rock, rock, rock hard)
oohhh yeah (rock, rock, rock, rock)
we will rock, y´all (rock, rock)

But until then keep your finger on the trigger
That´s the only way it´ll get bigger