I don´t even know why you´re so pissed
You said I´m such a piece of shit
That wasn´t subtle at all
Maybe I deserve more credit than you gave me
Say I´ll never learn and it´s never gonna phase me

It doesn´t phase me at all

If I came home right now
What would I find out?

I´m at the end of my tether
You´re under my skin and I´m letting it fester
Yeah, I´ve had enough
Stumble out and I´m headed for the van
I can´t drive man, I can barely stand
Forget getting it up

I bet you faked it all along
And I bet you never missed me at all
I´m still waiting, I´m not moving on

If I came home right now
What would I find out?

You won´t believe me
You won´t believe me
You won´t believe me
You won´t believe me
You won´t believe me
You won´t believe me