When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something ?

You´re missing that one final screw
You´re simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven´t got a clue
I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh woh
It finally happened - I´m slightly mad - oh dear !
Ha ha ha ha ha

I´m one card short of a full deck
I´m not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I´m not my usual top billing
I´m coming down with a fever
I´m really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I´m a banana tree

Oh dear
I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad (I´m going slightly mad)
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened - I´m slightly mad - oh dear!

Uh uh ah ah
Uh uh ah ah

I´m knitting with only one needle
Unraveling fast it´s true
I´m driving only three wheels these days
But my dear, how about you?
I´m going slightly mad
I´m going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes

It finally happened - I´m slightly mad
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!