Hey it´s a sell out - hey
Let me welcome you Ladies and Gentlemen
I would like to say hello
Are you ready for some entertainment?
Are you ready for a show?

Gonna rock you gonna roll you
Get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you, razzmatazz you
With a little bit of style
C´mon let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

I´ve come here to sell you my body
I can show you some good merchandise
I´ll pull you and I´ll pill you
I´ll crueladeville you
And to thrill you I´ll use any device

A ha ha ha haa

We´ll give you crazy performance

We´ll give you grounds for divorce
We´ll give you piece de resistance
And a tour de force of course

We found the right location
Got a lot of pretty lights
The sound and the amplification listen
Hey if you need a fix if you want a high
Stickells I´ll see to that
With Electra and EMI
We´ll show you where it´s at
So c´mon let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu
We give you rock a la carte

We´ll breakfast at Tiffany´s
We´ll sing to you in Japanese
We´re only here to entertain you

If you want to see some action
You get nothing but the best
The ´S´ and ´M´ attraction
We´ve got the pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans
We get you on the line
If you dig the New York scene
We´ll have a son of a bitch of a time
C´mon
Let me entertain, let me entertain
Let me entertain you tonight

Hey where´s my backstage pass ?
Hey that Brian May he´s outta sight man

Hey that was a bit of alright wasn´t it
Outrageous costumes
Not many not many
And I always wanted to be in opera
Oh man I could give you lessons if you like