Welcome the ugly animal I hold my breath to watch you swing, My high rope acrobat ball and chain, I´m not afraid, I messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up
I´ve got my telescope head in the haystack I´m getting tired of your dodgeball circus act Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command
Here comes that awful feeling again Make way for monster jealousy The strong man kicked sand into my breakfast cereal bowl I´d spelled your name with Oatios, He messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up
I´ve got my telescope head in the haystack I am tired of your dodgeball circus act Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command
(You´re mean, mean, mean You tease, tease, tease me)
If I were you I´d really run from me I´d really, really wish that I were you When I get loose, I´ll climb a tree And drop a load on your head This monster in me makes me retch, you messed it, messed it up
I´ve got my telescope head in the haystack I am jealous of your dodgeball circus act Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command
(You´re mean, mean, mean You tease, tease, tease me)
Do you smell jealousy? Do you smell jealousy, jealousy, jealousy?