Make your money with shrewd denial Make your money expert advice, If you can wing it Make your money with a power ply Make your money with a buyout bribe Make it lie as long as you mean it
I´m not king of comedy, Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)
Make your money with exploitation Make it holy illumination Say a prayer at every station Don´t forget to ask for mercy Make your money with a pretty face Make it easy with product placement Make it charged with controversy I´m straight, I´m queer, I´m bi
I´m not king of comedy, I´m not your magazine, I´m not your television
Make your money, make it rich Make it young and make it quick Make your money on the jukebox, baby, It´s pick up sticks, Make your enemies, make your moves Make your critics fumble through Make it smart and make it schmooze Make it look easy
I´m not king of comedy, I´m not your magazine, I´m not your television, I´m not your movie screen
I´m not commodity (all together now) I´m not commodity I´m not commodity I´m not commodity I´m not commodity I´m not commodity