Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let´s play Twister, let´s play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
See you in heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

Moses went walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Newton got beaned by the apple good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Charles Darwin never called to ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

Here´s a little agit for the never-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here´s a little ghost for the offering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here´s a truck stop instead of Saint Peter´s. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Andy Kaufman´s gone wrestling (wrestling bears). Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

Mott the Hopple et le grand jeu de la vie
Andy Kaufman dans le match de lutte
Monopoly, vingt-et-un, dames et échecs
Monsieur Fred Bassie dans une pagaille au petit-déjeuner

Jouons au Twister, jouons à Risk
Tu verras le paradis si tu es sur la liste

Maintenant, Andy, as-tu entendu parler de celle-là?
Dis-moi, es-tu prisonnier du punch?
Andy, fais-tu l´idiot sur du Elvis? Hé, bébé,
Nous éloignons-nous?
Si tu as cru qu´ils avaient envoyé un homme sur la lune,
Un homme sur la lune
Si tu crois qu´il ne cache rien dans sa manche,
Alors rien n´est cool

Moïse s´en est allé avec le bâton de bois
Newton s´est bien fait assommer par la pomme
L´Égypte a été troublée par l´horrible aspic
Monsieur Charles Darwin a eu le culot de demander

Maintenant, Andy, as-tu entendu parler de celle-là?
Dis-moi, es-tu prisonnier du punch?
Andy, fais-tu l´idiot sur du Elvis? Hé, bébé,
Nous éloignons-nous?
Si tu as cru qu´ils avaient envoyé un homme sur la lune,
Un homme sur la lune
Si tu crois qu´il ne cache rien dans sa manche,
Alors rien n´est cool

Voici un peu d´agitation pour le non-croyant
Voici un petit fantôme pour l´offrande
Voici un relais routier au lieu de Saint-Pierre
Monsieur Andy Kaufman est allé lutter
Ouais, ouais, ouais, ouais

Maintenant, Andy, as-tu entendu parler de celle-là?
Dis-moi, es-tu prisonnier du punch?
Andy, fais-tu l´idiot sur du Elvis?
Hé, bébé, nous éloignons-nous?
Si tu as cru qu´ils avaient envoyé un homme sur la lune,
Un homme sur la lune
Si tu crois qu´il ne cache rien dans sa manche,
Alors rien n´est cool