Get yourself together
Let the light pour in
Pour yourself a hot bath, pour yourself a drink
Nothing´s gonna happen without a warning
Down is the new up

What is up, buttercup
Down is the new up, is the new up

Your services are not required
Your future´s bleak, you´re so last week

Ladies and gentlemen, without a safety net
I shall now perform a 180 flip-flop
I shall now amputate, I shall now contort
Because down is the new up
What if I just flip-flopped?
Down is the new up
Down is the new up
Down is the new up, is the new up

You´re on Candid Camera
The chink in your armor
Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town

Shake your pockets out
Pass it on, pass it down
Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town