Will you have whiskey with your water
Or sugar with your tea?
What are these crazy questions
That they´re asking of me?
This is the wildest party that there ever could be

Oh, don´t turn on the light ´cause I don´t want to see
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Mama said, "That ain´t no way to have fun"
Open up the window, let some air into this room
I think I´m almost choking on the smell of stale perfume
And that cigarette you´re smoking ´bout to scare me half to death
Open up the window, let me catch my breath
The radio is blasting, someone´s beating on the door
Our hostess is not lasting - she´s out on the floor
I seen so many things here I ain´t never seen before
I don´t know what it is - but I don´t wanna see no more

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Mama said, "That ain´t no way to have fun"