Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin´ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don´t want no Short People
Don´t want no Short People
Don´t want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers

Until the day they die
(It´s A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ´em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin´ peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds

They´re gonna get you every time
Well, I don´t want no Short People
Don´t want no Short People
Don´t want no Short People
´Round here