Feuding and fussing and a-fighting Sometimes it gets to be exciting now Don´t like them ornery neighbors down by the creek We´ll be plumb out of neighbors next week
Grandma, poor ol´ grandma Tell me, why´d they have to shoot poor grandma She lies in the clover You see, someone caught her bending over Picking up a daisy! Feduin´ and fussin´ and a-fighting There is a wrong that needs a righting Let´s get that funeral service over So then we can start in a-feudin´ again Daughter, baby daughter Poisoned all the neighbors chickens Daughter hadn´t oughter Least ´till she could run like the dickens They hit her with a shovel Feudin´ and fighting and a-fussin´ No need a-standing here a-cussin´, now Let´s give our daughter a pistol now that she´s four