If you´re ever in a jam, here I am If you´re ever in a mess, S.O.S If you´re so happy, you land in jail. I´m your bail
It´s friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot
If you´re ever down a well, ring my bell If you´re ever up a tree, just phone to me If you ever loose your teeth when you´re out to dine, borrow mine
It´s friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot
If they ever black you´re eyes, put me wise If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I´ll complain
It´s friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot
If you ever loose your mind, I´ll be kind And if you ever loose your shirt, I´ll be hurt If you´re ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won´t laugh
It´s friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot