I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado (Hmm)
Sit around and get, sippin´ some white wine out the bottle (Bottle)
I threw my phone into a lake

And watch it skin to a better place, down at the bottom
I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado

´Cause maybe there I´d like myself, work on my mental health
Might even feel compelled to sing karaoke
Down at the local dive and meet some young ex-wife
We´d start a brand-new life and never be lonely
Swear to God, I am going not that far, but I know I won´t
Yeah, I know I won´t

Who am I kiddin´, I am addicted to the chip on my shoulder (Hmm)
I like it best breakin´ a sweat, so I go somewhere that is colder

And I´ll admit it would be nice to meet some guy who´s not my type
And move to Boulder
But I think I´ll probably hate my life if I lived in Colorado

´Cause maybe there I´d like myself, work on my mental health
Might even feel compelled to finally let go
But it´s an empty dream, that shit´s not meant for me
I´d choose the devil I know over the heaven I don´t
Swear to God, I am going not that far, but I know I won´t
Yeah, I know I won´t (I know I won´t)

Yeah, I know I tell myself I´m leavin´

This is hell, but I´ll stay right here (I´ll stay right here)
Yeah, I´ll stay right here

I´ll stay right here (I´ll stay right here)
I´ll stay right here (It´s all right here)
I´ll stay right here (I´m used to having)
Yeah, I´ll stay right here (I´ll stay right, I´ll stay right here)
I´ll stay right here