Cady, don´t be sorry. Now you know Regina George is not your friend. We are your friends, and we´re gonna make her pay.
(Party) You know what friends do? They got your back And they are fun to be around
Woah, woah, woah (Party)
When someone hurts you Then they attack And grind your foe into the ground
Woah, woah, woah
Imagine a party With dresses and cake And singing and dancing and cake And there´s a magic act That saws Regina in half And this time it will take
Now that´s a party
It´s a revenge party A party that ends With somebody´s head on a spike
Woah, woah, woah
It´s a revenge party With your two best friends It´s like a party with revenge is what it´s like
Cady, in order for this to work, you need to act like a huge phony. Can you do it?
I think so.
Practice.
Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back, and that´s not Regina´s fault.
Of course, oh my God, love ya, see you at lunch.
Perfect.
On to phase two.
I´ll bring the glow sticks
I´ll bring the loons, and we´ll have chocolate ice cream cones
Woah, woah, woah I´ll be the DJ spinning the tunes on a turntable man of a ball
We´ll get a piñata ´cause that would be fun And play dress up and Barbies and tag And we´ll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun And we´ll stuff her remains in a bag
And throw ´em in the river
It´s a revenge party A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
A revenge party with your two best friends
And I end up with Aaron when she´s gone
Yes, bitch
I end up with Aaron when she´s gone.
Yes, bitch.
Um, I think I need a tutor.
I can tutor you if you want.
What´s Regina doing? What´s Regina wearing? Is she back with Aaron? Regina, Regina She has everything She gets everything Regina, Regina, Regina
What is that?
Uh, I´m so fat and disgusting, I´m not having anything but Kälteen Bars until I lose weight.
Uh, I need to lose three pounds. How many calories is that?
Zero, you cross multiply x over a thousand and divide by point five ´cause it´s a
Whatever, bring me a whole box. No, bring me two.
A revenge party A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
A revenge party with your two best friends It´s like a party with revenge is what we´re throwing
What´s Regina eating? God, look at her figure Did her boobs get bigger? Regina, Regina She has everything She gets everything Regina, Regina, Regina
Six weeks and all we´ve done is make Regina hotter and revive the wet look.
We have to work harder. New strategy, what if we make Gretchen think Regina is mad at her?
No, no, Gretchen is fragile.
Exactly, and if we crack her open, she´ll spill something we can use.
Party
Hey, girl, you sending any candy canes this year?
I don´t send them, I just get them. Um, stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back. Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Your hair looks sexy pushed back.
Uh, thanks. I´ll see you in Calc.
At every party, there might be a low Where the energy dips
Woah, woah, woah You might be thinking it´s late, we should go And they ran out of chips
No I can´t even watch when she touches his hair And I´ve watched a snake eat a cow Regina needs to be toppled Sorry, Gretchen, I swear We´ll get our party now One candy cane, please
A revenge party A party that ends With lions in a Roman arena
She has everything She gets everything Regina, Regina, Regina
Ho-ho-ho. Candy cane-gram for Shane Oman.
She has everything
And one for Caddy Heron.
She gets everything
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glenn Cocoo.
Glenn Cocoo, Glenn Cocoo, Glenn Cocoo
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
Who sent that?
Aw. It´s from
Regina, Regina, Regina
Thanks for being a such a great best friend.
Oh, okay. If you and Regina are best friends now, then you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets? Okay. For example, she gave you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you because she knew you wouldn´t be able to walk in them, sorry. Also, she says she has a nose job, but that´s to distract from the fact that she had one of her ears moved. Also, she totally cheats on Aaron. Yeah, every Thursday she says she has college prep, but really, she´s hooking up with Shane Oman in the third floor janitorial closet on the bags of sawdust that they use for barf. And I never told anyone because I am such a good friend.
And I am only telling you because I am such a good friend.
It´s a revenge party A party that ends with somebody´s head on a spike
A revenge party With your two best friends It´s like a party With revenge is what it´s like