SERVANTS:
Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins!
Night and day
He slaves away!

Oh, poor Professor Higgins!
All day long
On his feet
Up and down
Until he´s numb;
Doesn´t rest
Doesn´t eat
Doesn´t touch a crumb!
Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins!
On he plods
Against all odds;
Oh, poor Professor Higgins!
Nine p.m
Ten p.m
On through midnight ev´ry night
One a.m
Two a.m

Three...!
Quit, Professor Higgins!
Quit, Professor Higgins!
Hear our plea
Or payday we
Will quit, Professor Higgins!
Ay not I, O not Ow
Pounding pounding in our brain
Ay not I, O not Ow
Don´t say "Rine," say "Rain"...

ELIZA:
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

HIGGINS:
By George, she´s got it! By George, she´s got it!
Now, once again where does it rain?

ELIZA:
On the plain!
On the plain!

HIGGINS:
And where´s that soggy plain?

ELIZA:In Spain! In Spain!

HIGGINS, ELIZA, PICKERING:
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

HIGGINS:
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?

ELIZA:
Hurricanes hardly happen

How kind of you to let me come!

HIGGINS:
Now once again, where does it rain?

ELIZA:
On the plain! On the plain!

HIGGINS:
And where´s that blasted plain?

ELIZA:
In Spain! In Spain!

HIGGINS, ELIZA, PICKERING:
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!