[Narrator, Martha] Martha was an average dog She went- Woof! And- Woof! And- Grrr!
Then, she ate some alphabet soup and what happened was bizarre
[Scientist] On the way to Martha´s stomach, the letters lost their way. They travelled to her brain and now-
[Narrator, Martha] She´s got a lot to say! Now, she speaks How now, brown cow Martha speaks Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks
[Narrator, Martha] What´s a caboose? When are we eating again? Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know? (My name´s not Joe) She´s not always right but still, that Martha speaks Hi there
[Narrator, Martha] She´s got a voice, she´s ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it´s all about Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it´s all about That dog´s unique Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) hyperventilates