Stanley had an operation
Now she’s in the green room
With a contact
Drinking a six-pack
Lucie had a mystery baby

Put her on the show
Cause the family dating
Is great for the ratings
It’s rock’n roll
To sell your soul
Butter’s on the toast
Checking out the host
I cry tears in my coffee
Everything i see
Is captivating me
I cry tears in my coffee
My heart is on roller coaster
I’m telling you it’s far from over
It’s trash TV

Daddy’s got a brand new lover
They say she’s still in school
Abracadabra

Smile for the camera
Nanny had a big improvement
But she’s can’t see her toes
Mister producer
Is gonna seduce her
It’s rock’n roll
To sell your soul

Butter’s on the toast
Checking out the host
I cry tears in my coffee
Everything i see
Is captivating me
I cry tears in my coffee
My heart is on roller coaster
I’m telling you it’s far from over
It’s trash TV

My heart is on roller coaster
I’m telling you it’s far from over

Butter’s on the toast
I’m checking out the host
I cry tears in my coffee
Everything i see
Is captivating me
I cry tears in my coffee
My heart is on roller coaster
I’m telling you it’s far from over
It’s trash TV