You ain´t big unless you´re big in Alabama Don´t know who you are, unless you made it in Wichita Gotta get back to Kansas Or at least southern North Carolina
You ain´t big, unless you´re big in Mississippi (Mississippi) Don´t know who you are, unless you made it in Topeka (Topeka) Gotta get back to Kansas (Kansas) Or at least Southern West (West), Virginia
You ain´t big if you´re little in Texas (Texas) Don´t know who are who you are, unless you made it in Lawrence, Kansas Wait a minute, Lawrence, Kansas
Doesn´t really matter at all
You ain´t big unless you´re big in Alabama (Alabama) Don´t know who you are unless you made it in Wichita (Wichita) Gotta get back to Kansas (Kansas) Except of course back to Lawrence
(You ain´t big unless you´re big in Alabama) God forbid, Southern Pennsylvania (You ain´t big unless you´re big in Alabama) God forbid, Eastern California (You ain´t big unless you´re big in Alabama) God forbid, Western, New York State