If you were a wise man, baby, you would drop Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on top Up there on your tree, better treat me like a star
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart
Fuck the jet, send the sleigh It´s a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (Aah)
If you don´t wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk If you´re not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills
Just to keep my stocking filled Well, I know somebody who will (Somebody who will, uh-huh, somebody who will, somebody who will)
(Buy me presents, baby)
He´s a little bit older (Like super old) Got a bit of a dad bod From a city that´s colder (Brr) But damn´ it, he´s so hot He knows when I´m sleepin´ (Sleepin´) And he knows when I´m no-ot Haven´t like seen him in a while He´s probably just busy at his workshop
Fuck the jet (Fuck the jet), send the sleigh (Send the sleigh) It´s a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (No, ooh)
If you don´t wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk (Ooh) If you´re not gonna (Not gonna) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills (Beverly Hills)
Just to keep my stocking filled (So filled) Well, I know somebody who will (Somebody who wiil) (Somebody who will, somebody who will, somebody who will) (Buy me presents, baby)
If you don´t wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk) If you´re not gonna (Ooh) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills
Just to keep my stocking filled (Ooh, ooh) Oh, I know somebody who will