I used to smoke like a chimney
Never took a vitamin in my life
I abused my kidneys
Knew I had two, so I didn´t think twice
Never ate breakfast

Then I´d get stoned and eat too much
I was kind of reckless
´Til I fell in love

Now I call my doctor every day
Since I met you, something in me´s changed
Second that you called me yours
I had something worth living for
Now I´m scared of planes and heart attacks
If I die, I´ll never get you back
You made me a hypochondriac

I used to drink like a sailor
If I had a weird pain I´d say a prayer
Used to need an inhaler
Any time I went up a flight of stairs
I´m not sayin´ I´m perfect now
But you gave me something to think about all the time

Glad I made you mine

Now I call my doctor every day
Since I met you, something in me´s changed
Second that you called me yours
I had something worth living for
Now I´m scared of planes and heart attacks
If I die, I´ll never get you back
You made me a hypochondriac

I´m not sayin´ I´m perfect now
But you gave me something to think about

Now I call my doctor every day
Since I met you, something in me´s changed
Second that you called me yours
I had something worth living for
Now I´m scared of planes and heart attacks

If I die, I´ll never get you back
You made me a hypochondriac