Yeah, I´ll admit
I´ve had sex before marriage
I´ve smoked hella weed
And then I shared it
Yeah, I confess

I´ve scrolled through Pornhub
I´ve had impure thoughts
And acted upon them

So if the pearly gates
Won´t open up for me
At least I know
There´s somewhere else I can go

Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I´m just like everyone else
Thank God for Hell

Yeah, I´ll admit
My mind´s a bit dirty

Only go to church
If somebody´s forced me
Yeah, I confess
I say some bad words
And I haven´t yet, but I bet
I´ll get a divorce

So if the pearly gates
Won´t open up for me
At least I know
There´s somewhere else I can go

Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I´m just like everyone else
Thank God

Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can smoke
And tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for Hell
Thank God for Hell

If the pearly gates
Won´t open up for me
Fuck ´em

Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I´m just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well

Thank God for making a place I can smoke
And tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for Hell