She´s got the kind of look that defies gravity
She´s the greatest cook
And she´s fat free

She´s been to private school

And she speaks perfect French
She´s got the perfect friends
Oh isn´t she cool

She pratices Tai Chi
She´d never lose her nerve
She´s more than you deserve
She´s just far better than me

Hey hey

So don´t bother
I won´t die of deception
I promise you won´t ever see me cry
Don´t feel sorry

And don´t bother
I´ll be fine

But she´s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don´t bother, be unkind

I´m sure she doesn´t know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don´t you think so?

She´s almost 6 feet tall
She must think I´m a flea
I´m really a cat you see
And it´s not my last life at all

Hey hey

So don´t bother
I won´t die of deception

I promise you won´t ever see me cry
Don´t feel sorry

Don´t bother
I´ll be fine
But she´s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don´t bother, be unkind

For you, I´d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I´d file my nails so they don´t hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won´t, but you won´t

So don´t bother,
I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine

Promise you won´t ever see me cry

And after all I´m glad that I´m not your type
Promise you won´t ever see me cry

So don´t bother,
I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine
Promise you won´t ever see me cry

And after all I´m glad that I´m not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type
Promise you won´t ever see me cry