I almost got drunk at school, at fourteen
Where I almost made out with the HomeComingQueen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut, with much bigger breasts

I almost dropped out to move to LA.
Where I was almost famous for almost one day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn´t cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would´ve loved me too.

I almost held up a Grocery store
Where I alomost did five years and then seven more
Cause I almost got bopped for a fight with a thug
Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away
And I wish I would´ve had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn´t cut it
Almost had you
And I didn´t even know it
You kept me guessin´
And now I´m destined to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would´ve loved me too.

Here i go, thinking bout all the things
I could´ve done
I´m gonna need a forklift,
Cause all the baggage weighs a ton
(baggage weighs a ton)

I know we´ve had our problems

I can´t remember one.

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can´t fit it in,I´ll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then
I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn´t cut it
Almost had you
And I didn´t even know it
You kept me guessin´
And now I´m destined to spend my time missing you

And I almost had you

I almost had you
Almost had you
I almost wish you would´ve loved me too
(wish you would´ve loved me too.)