Did you read the Sunday paper about the strong stomached 25 Who from an expedition All came back alive From that hostile country
Where only the stones survive On Heikki´s suburbia bus tour one.
Picture-taking tourist The war was half a deal The natives can´t believe it It all seems so unreal Just to ask the question, Now how does it feel On Heikki´s suburbia bus tour ride
2,752 un-scheduled stops Watch them kill the crabgrass But look out for the cops Hospitals for flowers The matron ladies cry Itchy trigger fingers as our caravan walks by
Overcrowded laughter ´cause they´re all four gallons high On Heikki´s suburbia bus tour ride
Read the Sunday paper though you may disagree About the maiden voyage of poets A to Zee None confuse to answer That happiness is free On Heikki´s suburbia bus tour ride.