I said there´s nothing great about the place we live in Nothing great about Britain (Nothing great about Britain) Sip a cup of tea whilst we´re spittin´
There´s nothing great about Britain
Bottle of Bucky in Buckingham Palace There´s coppers from Scotland all the way down to Dagenham Waving a black cab Munchin´ a fag Had to skip the flights, I ain´t chasing the dragon You look like death warmed up She ain´t a spice, just a korma I ain´t Dizzee, I´m just a boy in a corner Call me "King Whitey", puking up off a corner All I tasted is korma, ASBO restraining order I put manners on a punk, ´cause I haven´t had my skunk Miss Teddy, I ain´t ten, I squeeze your neck until you pop
I was waiting on my friends outside the local shops See the feathers turning red, white beauty hold a swan Walking ´cross the Thames Firing slingshots ´cause its nee-naw, nee-naw Dem waiting ´cause po I am a prodigy, they made me I wear chains like my granddad did in slavery You´re about as black as Ainsley that´s bounty Appropriate the culture before they take heed Change dream, more shape and break please ´Cause these industries are tryna constraint we
Pick it up Put it down Bend it It breaks and you can´t fix it without me
(Nothing great about Britain) Fucking pussyholes
I´m a geezer Botch job the builder, ain´t none better So-called gangster I´ll put cheese in your cellar Ayia Napa popping bottles, what´s up fella? You play the decoy, I´ll take food from the cellar Top lad, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, girl, what´s your ploy? That man´s your boy, I´ll slap man, way too coy Three lions, Real McCoy, you´re EDL, real English boys St. George´s flag, Doc Martin, boy Call her slag, but don´t mean it, boy Don´t ask, don´t get How you get, nice things
Life moves fast, roundabouts and swings Swings and roundabouts, you´re ´round my kid Grass ain´t always greener where the other side lives Nothing great about Britain Tea ´n biscuits Mash, jellied eels and a couple little trinkets East end, you Phil Mitchell Get stabbed with the Phillips Hand on my heart I swear I´m proud to be British
(Kate Middleton) Kate Middleton now (I´d wifey her I would) I wouldn´t lie, you´re an English rose, I wouldn´t lie to you I tell you how it is, I will treat you with the utmost respect only if you respect me a little bit Elizabeth, you cunt