{*funkafied version of "The People´s Court" TV show in the background*}
[Mac Minista] Mac Minista in defense of the honorable Snoop Dogg The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit in the Game Court. With trumped up charges against my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for 227 counts of flexing his G´s, popping his P´s dotting his I´s and crossing his T´s. The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit in the Game Court. With trumped up charges against my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for 357 counts of verbal and reckless endangerment
from the million dollar mouthpiece; and leaving these super-sap suckers, discombobulated and confused and shook up, like a pair of dice. The anti-player, has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit in the Game Court. Charging my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for distributing and manufacturing game. Crossing state and county lines, with the intent to pimp the system. Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather, bring him before 12 G´s and open up his files and you will see, that ever since Snoopy was a pup his tail was straight up - ready to shake rattle and roll
and charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension. So all you jerks with them $11 words comin out of your $2 mouth about a multi-million dollar Crip who´s got the mind of a bid´ness man, the heart of a tyrant, and the tongue of a mack - I said, he´s a five-star guerilla Crip, with bars and stars while you suckers is lookin for stripes. His game is as sharp as a mosquito´s needle; and with this in mind, I´m gonna ask the Game Court to grant a motion, of 995 - grounds, of dismissal.