My life is a movie Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Like Jurassic Park or Armageddon
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama A disaster movie Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Like 2012 or I Am Legend Bin juice disaster, daytime drama I got places to go and people to see Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Better take these bins out quickly Bin juice disaster, daytime drama But then chaos ensued Bin juice disaster, what a palaver As rancid smelling, brownish liquid flooded the whole room Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
My 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been Why did I keep pushing it down?
Now I´m barefoot paddling And it smells like shit in my kitchen Why didn´t I just take it out? Fuck
My life is a daytime drama Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Like Neighbours or Home and Away Bin juice disaster, daytime drama Under the appliances Bin juice disaster, what a palaver The liquid makes its way Bin juice disaster, daytime drama The smell is proper intense Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Crack the window, light incense Bin juice disaster, daytime drama Text my mate I´m gonna be late
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Due to this cruel twist of fate Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
Oh, my 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been Why did I keep pushing it down? Trousers rolled up, dry retching Smells like shit in my kitchen Why didn´t I just take it out? Fuck
Do you wanna hear a joke about procrastination? I ain´t got ´round to writing it yet Wait, what´s the punchline again? It´s not the first time It won´t be the last Just gimme a fucking break, is that too much to ask?