Soft play (What mate?)
Nah, I don´t like this spineless shit
Not one bit
I thought you were it

Turns out you´re just another couple of overly emotional pricks, oi
Get these liberal lefties typical
This shit isn´t cool
I´m done with it all
Are there any real men left in Britain?
I´m starting to think that there isn´t

I don´t like change
Punk´s dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can´t you just stay the same?
Punk´s dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit

Soft play (What mate?) should´ve done your research

I want my money back, boys, for the t-shirts
Should´ve run it by me first
Is your back sore?
I bet your knees hurt
Is this another publicity stunt?
Thought you were rowdy
Thought you were punks
What the fuck´s with the new name anyway?
Soft play? More like soft cunts

I don´t like change
Punk´s dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can´t you just stay the same?
Punk´s dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit

I love you but I disagree
This is bullshit
And I just wanted you to know
Snowflake, snowflake
Cherries on the woke cake
But I´ll still see you at your show
I love you but I disagree
This is bullshit
And I just wanted you to know
Snowflake, snowflake
Cherries on the woke cake
But I´ll still see you at your show

Punk´s dead
Punk´s dead
´Cause of you punk´s dead

And to think I believed all that shit that you said
Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say "grave" but the fucker ain´t dead

I don´t like change
Punk´s dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can´t you just stay the same?
Punk´s dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit