Ah well, I´ve got a woman and I love, love her so
She is big, fat and lazy but I want you all to know
That I love her and I need that woman so
She is my little lady and I´m glad that you all know

When she wakes in the morning and her figure tells no lies
My eyesight is broken when the light shines on her thighs
But I love her and I need that woman so
Oh how can I tell you what I´d do if she should go

And I love her and I need that woman so
Oh well how can I tell you what I would do if she should go
Ah well she is so lazy, how she moves I´ll never know
She was so different eleven years ago
But I love her and I need that woman so
She´s a big lakky lady but I love that woman so