Well I don´t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain´t right,
I´m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I´m wondering how I´ll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I´m stuck in the middle with you,
And I´m wondering what it is I should do,
It´s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I´m all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you´re proud that you´re a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
´Cause I don´t think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you´re proud that you´re a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don´t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain´t right,
I´m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I´m wondering how I´ll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,

Yes I´m stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.