He and his wife have had problems That he´s played off like nothing´s wrong ´Til he comes home from work early Just to find the girl is gone
Oh but he gets into the cupboard Picks out that bottle of gin Drinks like there´s no tomorrow And decides to take a spin
No don´t drive drunk Don´t drive drunk, no Don´t drive drunk Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Teenager at a live party Says, "give me one for the road" But he´s already so inebriated If you lit a smoke he´d explode But bartender says, "I don´t think so" Young one says, "I can deal" Staggering out he says, "check you all later" But I really don´t think he will
No don´t drive drunk Don´t drive drunk, no Don´t drive drunk Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad [Repeat]