AITA, am I the asshole?
When I hit it keep my shoes and my pants on
When I finish, I be sprinting out the back door
Seen her man on the couch, see you later bro
It´s funny right across the street, I got another hoe

Sweet and juicy double D´s like some cantaloupes
She wanna be my wifey, but we can´t elope
This episode is not a series, it´s a standalone

Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (Ooh)
Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh

Respectfully, only time I think about you
And it´s sexually, not afraid to shoot blanks, I got a vasectomy
Oh, your name was Melanie? I thought it was Stephanie
Both of y´all look the same to me, respectfully
Say I´m good for nothing, you can never say I´m bluffing
Hit the stripper and blow the budget, hit the label, they refund it
Chase account, got seven digits

But it still don´t make a difference
I can pay to numb the pain, but I cannot pay to fix it, no, no

Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (Ooh)
Ooh, am I the asshole?
Ooh (Maybe I´m the asshole)
Ooh, am I the asshole?
Ooh (Maybe I´m the asshole)
Ooh, am I the asshole?
Ooh (Maybe I´m the asshole)

(Maybe I´m the asshole)
(Maybe I´m the asshole)

Looking in the mirror, I don´t know what I´ve become
I´m afraid I forget how to love

´Cause I would always be this young
Will they love me, will they hate me while I´m gone? (Gone)
Will they hate me when I´m gone? (Gone)

´Cause maybe I´m the asshole (Asshole, asshole)
Maybe I´m the asshole (Asshole, asshole)