Ho Ho Ho So many christmas letters, So many wishes,
Lucy wants a squeezie doll, Jimmy wants a moon rocket, Oh, this list is rather long,
Yeah!
Hey now Santa I´m writing to you, Cos there´s a lot of cool shit I want I know I´ve been naughty but cut me some slack, Cos there´s a lot of cool shit I want, So here´s my list-a, So check it out twice-a, I want, A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front, I want, A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,
I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight, I want all of the Beatles copyrights, I want to chop Florida off the map, I want Pamela Anderson´s speedo top,
So there you go Santa theres my christmas list, Thats all the cool shit I want, But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed, There´s still a lot of cool shit I want, So here´s my list-a, So check it out twice-a, I want, A time machine and a BB gun, I want, A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun, I want, To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,
I want, A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,
There you go Santa I´m sure you´ll agree, That there´s some really cool shit I want, I know I´ve been naughty but I guarantee, That I deserve every single one,
So here´s my list-a, So check it out twice-a, I know I´ve been naughty but life ain´t nice-a, PS I still-a need some more shit-a,
I want, A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt, I want, A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns, I want,
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks, I want, All the cool shit I want!