Now you´re very much like your mother
And that´s a natural fact
But you couldn´t look much like your brother´s wife
Or anyone like that

And you don´t look much like your sister
´Cause she´s all big and fat
But don´t breath a word to your mean old dad
´Cause I´ll be coming back

I´m coming home to see you early in the morning
I´ll be around and on the first train today
I´m coming home to see you while day´s dawning
All aboard, all aboard

Put on some fancy clothes and meet me at the station
Make sure I don´t mistake you for your sister Jane
Don´t want to see you with your goddamn relations
That´s all for now, I´ll se you, ciao