(Ludacris) It was Friday night and I was feelin´ alrigh Yep Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights, Mixin´ Henney wit da Sprite,
Drinkin´ and drivin´, No police lights and no police sirens, I´m headed to da club, Lookin´ fo´ a freak, To spread a lil´ love & to spread a couple cheeks, Pull up to da spot, 26´s like bam! Eyes on me like "Bitch, do you see him!" Strobe through the front door, Headed to the VIP, Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips, Scopin´ out da room and what do I see? A nice round butt and a pair of double D´s, So I crept up like "Shawty, what´s happen´n? You killin´ dat dress and I love it wit´ a passion" Den she turned around and her face was alright She had a gap tooth and mean overbite,
But I was like hmm...
(refrain : T-Pain) If I take one more drink I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you Is that watchu wanna do shawty? If I take one more drink I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you You too.
(Ludacris) Woke up da next mornin´ and all I can remember, Was takin´ shots and tippin´ da bartender, Surrender to da woman, End up takin´ me home, Cause´ she started lookin´ better, Every shot of patron (Yep) I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause´ tonight damn right! I might do it again! So I called up da homies (Wattup??) Let´s ride, we can hit the sportsbar, Over on the Southside, Get a couple of Coronas, couple of Limes, Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes, So I, Slowly walked up an said "Hi", My name is Ludacris and I´mma hell of a guy, One said "I know who you are, I´m your #1 fan, And right now was too bad, I got a man", And I said "I understand, But where the hell is he at? Cuz, in a minute if he don´t show up Then man...
(refrain : T-Pain) If I take one more drink I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you Is that watchu wanna do shawty? If I take one more drink I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you You too.
(Ludacris) Uh huh, Ay Pain holla at em right quick man!
(T-Pain) You gon´ get in trouble wit yo´ man girl, (don´t get in trouble girl) Talkin´ bout how you´re my biggest fan girl, (I know it, I know it) Now I don´t wanna do,
(Please) What you gon´ make me do (don´t make me do it, don´t make me do it!) If I have one more drink
(Ludacris) One more drink I´mma get cha, Home, then I´ll split cha, Grab the camera phone, And take a buncha drunk pictures, Cause´ Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of Buddha, Equals you mixed wit a whole bunch of Luda, And you know how far one drink could go, Start slurrin´ my speech, slowin´ up da FLOOW, Hikin´ up yo´ skirt, Climbin´ up yo´ shirt, It´s Mr. Late night Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what babygirl?
(refrain : T-Pain) If I take one more drink I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you (Just one mo´) Is that watchu wanna do shawty? (That´s all it´s gonna take) If I take one more drink (Hey!) I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you (Hehe, who else T-Pain?) You too.
(Ludacris) You hear what i´m sayin´? People too picky these days, damn it! Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating, This is been a Luda Service Announcement