I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser Midnights become my afternoons When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people
I´ve ghosted stand there in the room
I should not be left to my own devices They come with prices and vices I end up in crisis (Tale as old as time) I wake up screaming from dreaming One day, I´ll watch as you´re leaving ´Cause you got tired of my scheming (For the last time)
It´s me, hi I´m the problem, it´s me At teatime, everybody agrees I´ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I´m a monster on the hill Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city Pierced through the heart, but never killed
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism Like some kind of congressman? (A tale as old as time) I wake up screaming from dreaming One day, I´ll watch as you´re leaving And life will lose all its meaning (For the last time)
It´s me, hi I´m the problem, it´s me (I´m the problem, it´s me)
At teatime, everybody agrees I´ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money She thinks I left them in the will The family gathers around and reads it And then someone screams out "She´s laughing up at us from hell"
It´s me, hi I´m the problem, it´s me It´s me, hi I´m the problem, it´s me It´s me, hi
Everybody agrees, everybody agrees
It´s me, hi (Hi) I´m the problem, it´s me (I´m the problem, it´s me) At teatime (Teatime), everybody agrees (Everybody agrees) I´ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
Je rêve que ma belle-fille me tue pour l´argent Elle pense qu’elle est dans mon testament La famille se rassemble et le lit Et puis quelqu´un crie "Elle se moque de nous de l´enfer"
C´est moi, oui C’est moi le problème C´est moi, oui C’est moi le problème C´est moi, oui Tout le monde est d´accord, tout le monde est d´accord