All you people up there in City Hall,
You´re fuckin´ it up for the people that´s in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.

All you motherfuckers in the streets it´s time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin´ rise!

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin´
All the fuckin´ shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin´ start a riot.
A Riot!

We have ´em screaming in the streets,
we have ´em tippin´ over shit and breakin´ fuckin´ windows of small businesses,
and settin´ fuckin´ fires!
and settin´ fuckin´ fires!
and settin´ fuckin´ fires!

[spoken]

And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We´ve been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.

We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it´s got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don´t have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we´ll do it!

[sung]
We´ll lead as Two Kings,
We´ll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we´ll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We´ll lead as Two Kings.

[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit´s gone on too long.
You old fuckin´ shrivs who blocked it´s legalization,
you´re banished from the land!

[sung]
We´ll lead as Two Kings,
We´ll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we´ll lead as Two Kings)

Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.

[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!

[sung]
We´ll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We´ll fuckin´ lead as Two Kings.

[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let´s go.

[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...

[sung]
We´ll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.

[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.

[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?! No! No fucking way!
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there´s a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can´t be King anymore.
Dudes, he´s encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let´s make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he´s comin´ back...

[sung]
We´ll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we´ll really lead as Two Kings.

[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don´t know what´s uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."

[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I´m sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!

[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.

People inside me are askin´ me to smoke up City Hall,

´Cause no one here is talkin´.
People inside me are askin´ me to blow up City Hall,
´Cause no one here is rockin´.

People inside me are askin´ me to blow up City Hall,
´Cause everyone is Rock-´em Sock-´em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-´em Sock-´em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-´em Sock-´em GO! OH!

[spoken]
[JB:] Don´t, cut that part out.

[KG:] We´ve got it.

[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y´do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.

Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn´t fuckin´ come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin´ a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin´d view.
Because it´s time for my breakfast,
It´s time for some cheese.
It´s time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!