Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I´m sayin´ to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later

That they don´t really care.
It´s rare to me, can´t you see?
It´s rare to me, can´t you see?

Oh shit there´s a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We´re fighting a bear
Now your life´s in grave danger
And you don´t even care.
It´s rare to me, can´t you see?
It´s rare to me, can´t you see?
It´s rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
´Cause it´s rare to be
In Tenacious D.

Friends will be friends

They´re running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there´s-a-record-deal-we´ll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there´s-a-record-deal-we´ll-always-be-friends!

Friends will be friends
They´re running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.

Long-as-there´s-a-record-deal-we´ll-always-be-friends!
Long as there´s a record deal we´ll always be friends, yeah