This is a song for the ladies
But Fellas listen closely
You don´t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that´s not right,to do
Sometimes you´ve got to make some love

And fuckin´ give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

I´m gonna fuck you, softly
I´m gonna screw you gently
I´m gonna hump you, sweetly
I´m gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin´ in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That´s fuckin´ team work!

What´s your favorite posish
That´s cool with me

It´s not my favorite but I´ll do it for you
What´s your favorite dish?
I´m not gonna cook it
But I´ll order it from Zanzibar!

And then I´m gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I´m gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard