This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list of bullshit that we´ve done in the past
It´s a chronicling of our rise, to power!

We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
We´ve walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, NO!

We´ve run with wolves, we´ve climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
We´ve traveled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again, rock!!

We ride and we ride and we´ll never subside
And we´ll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I´ll tan you´re fucking hide, ride!!

Kyle´s fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think we´re vain

We know you´re all robots and we don´t care
Tenacious D, we reign!

We rei-eign, supreme, ooooh god!!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
And a cutlass supreme
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah
gonna count 1-2-3
Supreme!!!