I´m the only gay eskimo
I´m the only one I know
I´m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I´m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Well .. me an Nukfluckchuckbuck, we both like flubber
But me I´ve got this crazy fetish for rubber
I´m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

(chika shhh... chika shhhh...)

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights
I´m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now
*seal noises*

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
*See the north pole*

I´m the only gay eskimo
I´m the only one I know
I´m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Like the proclaimers!

I´m the only gay eskimo
I´m the only one I know
I´m the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

Like Bob Dylan!

I´m the only gay eskimo
I´m the only one I know
I´m the only gay eskimo

Like Rick Ocasek from the Cars

I´m the only gay eskimo
I´m the only one I know
I´m the only gay eskimo
and he used to be mi-i-i-i-ine

Like Oasis

Im the only gay eskimo

(start fighting)

Like Van Morrison
(slurred)
Im the only gay eskimo
I aint seen it coming on a ski.....
Jesus Christs fits in ther somehow as well
and the crack was good

Im the only gay eskimo
Im the only one i know
Im the only gay eskimo
in my tribe.